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New Guinea 

New Guinea is a sovereign and independent nation (Pocket State) located in the unorganized borough of Alaska. With land claims of over 320,000 square miles, 25 square miles of which they have unobstructed jurisdiction over, the pocket state is about the same size as the US state of Montana.

New Guinea is a Pocket State, not a Micronation.
Please visit New Guinea online at newguinea-gov dot com
New Guinea by Spaten October 2, 2011
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New Guinea Gaspump 

When a person of the male gender places his flaccid (soft, non-erect) member inside of a woman (typically), and then proceeds to urinate inside of her.
"Hey bro! Did you hear that the girls tennis team gives great dome?"
"Yeah, but can any of them take a New Guinea Gaspump?"
New Guinea Gaspump by Ed Denes April 3, 2008

New Guinea bookmark 

When spooning, a man puts his penis in between the butt cheeks or thighs of the person hes spooning, until they fall asleep.
Last night I gave my wife a New Guinea bookmark, in the morning she gave me a German Lawnmower.
New Guinea bookmark by rs261 December 26, 2009

New Guinea Couch Elk 

A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.
I walked into the room and there before me sat the largest New Guinea Couch Elk I had ever seen.

New Guinea pig

1. A pig or sow from new guinea.
2. A person who was vaccinated prematurely.
3. A person who volunteers to be shot via a hypodermic needle with experimental drugs
Guy 1: Back in the days when measles didn't have a vaccine, my great grandfather volunteered to be experimented on for the sake of finding a cure; today, the people who are getting that covid 19 shot are the New Guinea pigs.

New Guinea Doggy Shake 

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.
Me and my girl did the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was a lot to clean up.

New Guinea Doggy Shake 

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.
Me and my girl preformed the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was very messy and we are both sore.