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National 3 Hole Qualification Day 

Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!
Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"

John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
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Sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day 

We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day 

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!
National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

National send booty pic 3

Send to a girl or boy and they have to send you a picture of the bare ass April 28th
National send booty pic 3 means that the person you send this to has to send a pic of there bare ass

National Send Nudes Day 3 

This day occurs two days after the original National Send Nudes Day, on April 18th. This day is special because it occurs on April 20th, or commonly referred to as 4/20.
Guy #1: Shit bro! I completely forgot to send my girlfriend nudes two days ago!
Guy #2: Damn! Well today is 4/20, so you can blaze it up and send nudes today since its National Send Nudes Day 3.
Guy #1: Wow! What a great idea.

National DR celebration day 3 December 

This is the day on which eagle83 left the deathrun community and thus, peace is restored!! This is one of the most emblematic deathrun moments in gaming ever. And this event is extremely important to celebrate once a year.
Why are feeling happy today?
It's because it's the National DR celebration day 3 December today!!

National 304 Day 

Every year on September 28th we recognize all of the real stomp down 304s (hoes) for all of the hard work they do and the joy they bring to the world. On this day all prostitute prices and fees are doubled to show them gratitude so if you know a hoe thank them.
Tom: Hey Larry did you thank your sugar baby this morning?

Larry: Yup gave her $4k instead of the usual $2k for National 304 Day, cant wait for her to come throw it back on daddy tonight though.
National 304 Day by King Guru 3E September 28, 2018