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naked otter 

An insufficient sized dick, mostly reffered to the gays 👏, but can be used to talk about any lil dick ass nigga
Amanda: Did you know Jeff had a naked otter
Chloe: Yeah duh he's gay asf

Amanda:But he fucked Alise last year

Chloe: Shit then he just got a lil ass dick

naked sea otter 

A naked hairless guy. Probably gay and likes dick.
naked sea otter by CABIMALONE April 25, 2017

Seeing Each Other Naked 

Seeing each other naked is a relationship status which is in the middle ranges between friends with benefits and being in a relationship. It involves somewhat more of a emotional connection than simply sleeping together but without all the obligations of a proper relationship. It can be either exclusive or non-exclusive.
Person 1: "So what are we doing exactly? Cause I kinda like you but I'm not quite sure I want to date you"
Person 2: "Well we could just be friends with benefits but I think it should be something more..."
Person 1: "Well we could just being seeing each other naked."
Person 2: "that works"

lets get naked and throw ice at each other 

One of many failed pick up lines used by skinny small town men to try to catch a glimpse of female breasts.
"Lets get naked and throw ice at each other." "Uhh Maybe Later."

Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow. 

To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "

Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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