getting an anal probe by a racoon under the moonlight whilst virgins are shedding their tears into empty seashells and chanting ancient hymns by katy perry spitting magical sparks out of their fingertips summoning the ancient frozen skeleton of tyrannosaurus- rex from the arctic ice...
Man, I just went naked dancing and it was magical, but now my ass hurts and I got this fucking dickhead T-rex bag of bones chasing after me. Never trust racoons.
by Marty Hester July 25, 2014
by Chris13 February 3, 2008
by fwhghgads March 18, 2003
Similar to dancerbate, a naked dance break is about self-gratification and should be experienced alone. The theory behind a naked dance break is to dance wildly in the nude without thought to aesthetics for as long as it takes to make one feel better. Bed-jumping is recommended. Some examples of good songs to dance naked to:
It's My Life-- Bon Jovi
Footloose-- Kenny Loggins
The Happy Birthday Song-- The Beatles
Jesse's Girl-- Rick Springfield
Hit Me With Your Best Shot-- Pat Benatar
The Tide Is High-- Blondie
I'm A Bitch-- Alanis Morissette
I Want You To Want Me-- Letters 2 Cleo
Cruel To Be Kind-- Letters 2 Cleo
It's My Life-- Bon Jovi
Footloose-- Kenny Loggins
The Happy Birthday Song-- The Beatles
Jesse's Girl-- Rick Springfield
Hit Me With Your Best Shot-- Pat Benatar
The Tide Is High-- Blondie
I'm A Bitch-- Alanis Morissette
I Want You To Want Me-- Letters 2 Cleo
Cruel To Be Kind-- Letters 2 Cleo
God, I had such a long day. I'm going to go take a quick naked dance break, and then I'll help you move the couch.
by Xnguela October 25, 2007
the naked dance is performed by a male spouse when trying to engage in sexual activities with female spouse
He performed his man naked dance
by seren2468 November 15, 2013
A Shower.
plain and simple.
i'm pretty sure this phrase was coined by my friend Pat.
but he's been too lazy to define it on here.
plain and simple.
i'm pretty sure this phrase was coined by my friend Pat.
but he's been too lazy to define it on here.
"Hey, what's up dude?"
"Not much..about to go do a naked water dance. do you want to get food after?"
"yeah. call me when you're done being naked"
Naked water dances are to be done individually. if you're in the shower with someone else the odds of dancing are pretty slim.
"Not much..about to go do a naked water dance. do you want to get food after?"
"yeah. call me when you're done being naked"
Naked water dances are to be done individually. if you're in the shower with someone else the odds of dancing are pretty slim.
by Danger_Rick February 1, 2009
by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009