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N00b scope 

This a type of quickscope, commonly used in call of Duty, where the person is aiming down their sights, and right before they shoot, they zoom out, and quickscope. It is legal to do in any quickscope match. Some people may claim it illegal, but it's not.
Guy#1 You hard scope me.
Guy#2 Nah that's a N00b scope.
N00b scope by dprizzyy May 21, 2016
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n00b saib0t 

An advanced term for a general n00b, or a n00b who uses noob saibot in mortal kombat by repeatedly using his warp throw where he jumps out the top of the screen. n00b tactics
scorpion: GET OVER HEREEEEEE
(noob saibot n00bs out the top of the screen)
noob saibot: b00m headshot what a fricken n00b
scorpion: ZOMG n00b saib0t!!!!!111

n00b saib0t by wing dings March 30, 2008
A website created for the sole purpose of banning users. Created by n00bs who had gotten mad because they were flamed or banned.
After the n00b had gotten flamed by a moderator, he attempted revenge by creating a n00b site, inviting everyone over, then banning them. He was banned the next day.
n00b site by spel itt rite May 13, 2006

n00b speak 

people who think they know "leet" speak.

(see also 1337 speak)

- CHI Southampton
This is n00b speak:

Okay, 1337 is a good subject to talk about. The first thing I would like to clear up is that chatspeak and 1337 are NOT the same thing. Some lazy morons merge 1337 and chatspeak together, soon creating the popular belief that 1337 and chatspeak are the same thing.

Okay, so what /is/ 1337 in the first place? 1337 means Elite. The point of 1337 is to replace all the letters with symbols, and is quite fun to play with. 1337 was first created by some people would wanted to talk in a forum without any outsiders barging in. Some outsiders may have figured out the language and started using it as well. Eventually, 1337 became famous all over the internet. The original use of 1337 is hardly practiced any more, but it survives because many of peope use it for fun.

It takes a long time to translate between regular English and 1337 even if you know all 26 1337 secrets, unless you're very skilled at it.

Here are the 26 1337 secrets.
A = 4
B = |3
C = (
D = |)
E = 3
F = |=
G = 6
H = |-|
I = |
J = 9
K = |<
L = 1
M = |v|
N = |/| (It is backwards because the frontslash under the backspace key is famous for not showing up on many websites.)
O = 0 (zero)
P = |*
Q = 0,
R = |2
S = 5
T = 7
U = |_|
V = |/
W = |/|/
X = >< (Is normal in words like |-|4x0|2)
Y = `/
Z = 2

S0m3 p30ple 4r3 700 l4zy 70 wri73 7hin65 in fu11 1337, r3su17ing in a 53n73nc3 1ik3 7hi5.

If you wrote this sentence in 1337 speak, it would look like this:
||= `/0|_| |/|/|2073 7|5 53|/|73|/|(3 ||/| 1337, |7 |/|/0|_|1|) 100|< 1||<3 7|-||5.
n00b speak by NET0510 July 31, 2006

n00b saib0t 

n00b saibots are n00bs that think they are part of the n00bicide movement. Sources of delicious Ironing because they themselves are being n00bocided.
n00b up and git r done n00b saib0t style
n00b saib0t by Boogaloo-B March 30, 2008

n00b soup 

To destroy an opponent in such a brutal manner that their mangled body becomes nothing but a pool of blood and whatever is left of their remaining limbs.
m0nk3ym@n: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!1
Mommasboy: ugh...
ralfnader: thro a nade at Mommasboys carcass!!
m0nk3ym@n: anybodies want some n00b soup>?
Mommasboy: you guys are mean!
n00b soup by Daniel Vidana December 12, 2008

teh n00b school bus 

The usually refered to term when n00bs(word commonly used to someone who sucks at a game or is new to a game) are owned(pwned)in a phrase that suggests that the person was owned so badley they were taken to school by the person who just owned them, suggesting that the person they owned took teh n00b school bus.
Game: HEADSHOT
Player 2: Nooooooooo!
Player 1: You just got taken to school my friend, have a good ride on teh n00b school bus!
teh n00b school bus by Jmashed September 6, 2008
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