When Drinking with friends, you toast to Tits and Ass, what with them being two of lifes great pleasures. You do this by first clinking the upper parts of your alcoholic beverage recepticals, (glass) and then the lower parts, while reciting "Tits and ass".
WHEN JEAN DOES NOT SHOWER FOR MULTIPLE DAYS IN A ROW AND NEGLECTS TO CHANGE CLOTHING ESPECIALLY UNDERGARMENTS AND THEN PROCEEDS TO TRY AND COVER UP THE HORRIBLE STENCH OF HIS BO WITH NUMEROUS LAYERS OF AXE BODY SPRAY LIKE A TCN. THUS GIVING YOU THE AXE N' ASS EFFECT IN ITS FULL FORCE
Breasts and female buttocks. This expression comes from the entertainment industry, and may well date to the vaudeville era. It means using feminine beauty, in various states of undress, to spice up or ornament a dramatic or musical show. Often used cynically to imply that the tastes of audiences are of the lowest common denominator: shallow and sexually-obsessed, failing to appreciate other aspects of a show thought "finer", such as drama, action, talent or music.
Example 1: When we staged this show, we included a number of scantily-clad female dancers, because all audiences really want nowadays is tits 'n' ass.
Example 2: You're spending HOW much on your musicians for this show? Don't you know that all people really want is tits 'n' ass?
Example 3: In the 1960's, pop music was really about talent and musical ability. Now it's all about tits 'n' ass.