An ancient Chinese/Japanese man of Indian origins. Legends say he has balls the size of boulders, he uses them to sit on, and move to places by bouncing on it, which saves him time rather than just walking.

"Yo, that guy is like Miteyan. So great with the women, and his balls...made of steel"

Miteyan by CheezusBalls October 10, 2011

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soul mateys

When you and your significant other, best friend, or life partner both happen to be pirates.

Can also be a reference to a delicious brand of cereal, or a derogatory term for gay dudes.

Jim and I have raiped and pillaged together for years, were total soul mateys.

Those soul mateys I had for breakfast were delicious.

Gay marriage isn't legal yet so, Todd and I went to South Carolina where we registered as soul mateys.

soul mateys by eqolson August 25, 2009

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matey

A word often used by pirates to address friends, aquaintences, or the scurvy low lifes who mopped the deck. Often used in succession with Arr.

Arr, matey, thar be ye booty!
Arr, matey, ye shivers me timbers!
Arr, matey, walk the plank!

matey by tainted December 30, 2004

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Marshmallow Mateys

Malt-O-Meal's variation on General Mills' Lucky Charms®. The marshmallows have pirate shapes such as parrots, treasure chests, shovels, and jewels.

"Try Marshmallow Mateys® if you like Lucky Charms®. Independent tests prove Marshmallow Mateys® tastes every bit as good as the more expensive brand. Great taste, all the same vitamins and minerals — the big difference is the price. Try it today! Great Taste, Better Value!™"

Marshmallow Mateys by NerdApple May 19, 2007

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