myspace crush

An internet crush on someone that lives nowhere near you and that you will have no chance of meeting or communicating with other than on myspace.

Aw man, that hot chick lives on the other side of the country!!! Damn, I have got such a myspace crush on her! Look how hot she looks in her 12 pictures, and that top 8 and music list is BOMB!

myspace crush by Noah Klein January 25, 2006

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Myspace Crush

Similar to a facebook crush, which means that you like a person and you can't stop checking their profile every 5 minutes to see if they posted a new status about you.

Girl 1: "I totally am myspace crushing on Danny"
Girl 2: "Hmm, can you say stalker?"

Myspace Crush by marscharls October 14, 2009

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Myspace crash

When a persons myspace profile is so overloaded with unnecessary items, applications, videos, etc. etc, that when the page is attempted to be viewed, that it either takes an excruciatingly long time, it wont load, or it will just crash your internet in some cases.

In some cases, a viewer will think a page is done loading, but it still has about 10 more items to go.

My girlfriends myspace page is so overloaded, it always gives me a myspace crash.

Myspace crash by DF fan March 31, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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