I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 13, 2023

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Shittimg myself

Crushing on someone named Christina

Oh my god, I'm shittimg myself

by Notfroggie January 2, 2022

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deselect myself

verb: to quit a job
A term used in retail where teammates, associates, or employees are often selected to do extra jobs by their bosses. Here the employee refuses to said new job and walks out.

Mary was selected to be a cashier today. Mary said, " I rather deselect myself." And she walked out the store.

by Julian Day April 16, 2006

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dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

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