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plug my rug 

the female equivalent of a cock block, to "plug a rug" is to impede a female during flirtation or other attempts at mating with the opposite sex. the phrase is a combination of the word rug, here reffering to the pubic hair of a womans vagina, and the word plug, or to block off a hole, such as the vagina, thus creating the phrase "plug my rug" or "block off my vagina" or "prevent me from getting dick tonight", which are all synonymous with each other.
"oh my gosh tiffany, i was totally talking to charlie before you came over here and interrupted us! way to plug my rug, bitch!"


"jesus christ, that cute guy over there is walking towards me, kelsey! dont plug my rug, ok?"
plug my rug by friedkabob1225 January 2, 2009

plug my bug 

The act of inserting a tampon at that time of the month.
Annie said, "I need to stop at CVS so I can plug my bug!"
plug my bug by Injun Annie March 18, 2009

Dusted my butt plug 

Dissolving cocaine in glycerin-based sex lube and using it on a butt plug or anal beads.
Brett dusted my butt plug last night and wow, just wow!
Dusted my butt plug by RossDaFurrian September 7, 2021

plug my ass with hate 

When an experience, usually in a video game, frustrates you into an inner rage that you can do little or nothing about.
I have to play online for this achievement? I'll probably have to deal with guys who cheat and spam moves just for a win, but I guess it's worth it to plug my ass with hate for another point on my Gamerscore. ass hate video game plug
plug my ass with hate by wallbie September 24, 2015

plug my twitch 

The act of talking about someone's twitch profile on a high profile social media platform, usually with the intent to gain followers or social recognition.
Hey babe will you plug my twitch?

Dude plug my twitch
I wish someone would plug my twitch
Why won't anyone plug my twitch?!

Put your plug in my headphone jack 

Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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