can you sign my nipple?

When a woman is so sexually attracted to a badass motherf*ckin' Russian, and decides to get his signature signed on her nipple(s).

eg: "Oh my god, Dmitry. I am in love with your masculinity. Can you sign my nipple? <3"

"Silly girl. In Soviet Russia, The Nipple signs YOU."

by NippleSignsYou August 3, 2014

Some dirt on my nipple

When someone disrespects you or when you see someone get disrespected, you swipe your hand on the floor, and rub it on your nipple, an scream "Thats some dirt on my nipple"

When the teacher told nick he got an 80 on the test, he swiped his hand on the floor and shouted "thats some dirt on my nipple"

by meatyA May 2, 2013

fo' shizzle my nipple

What my friend thought was said when the phrase became popular.

If you ever get your nipple shizzled, you know how painful that can be!

by tradesman May 11, 2003

tickle my nipple

A useless phrase used in response to anything. Often said in the style the Doorman from the Wizard of Oz says "Well bust my buttons!" It is often used in response to something serious to throw the conversation completely off.

Guy 1: OMG I just found a pot of gold!
Guy 2: Well tickle my nipple!

Guy 1: Dude...my dog just died.
Guy 2: Omfg why dont you just tickle my nipple then?

by TickleMyNipple October 30, 2008

tipple my nipple

To drink small quantities of milk from the breast.

He said he was thirsty so I let him tipple my nipple

by Levantarse December 17, 2015

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017

Twist my nipples

when you find something kinky and it turns you on

whips and chains really twist my nipples

by pyro_bushbaby May 3, 2005