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I love you my loser 

Something to say to your significant other when they are being a goof.
I love you my loser by CAAAARL March 5, 2018

I'm firing my laser! 

An exclamation used to inform one's friends that you've just had sex. It's also something you don't shout to a girl when you cum.
Person one: "Dude, I'm firing my laser!"

Person two: "Well done mate, well done!"

charging my laser 

I ran my hand up my throbbing, warm meat. I was charging my laser.
charging my laser by Caytie November 25, 2006

Laser My Ass 

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.
Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”