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mysteries make my head hurt 

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

My head hurts 

When someone says something stupid or idiotic that you dont know what to says
Sally: “Japan is a continent
Jeffery: “My head hurts”
My head hurts by XxThexQueenxX February 7, 2019

My head hurts 

Means headace
My head hurts by Fulvxjbvjn May 19, 2018

Hurts my head

A thought or idea that is so radical or messed up that it causes a headache. To study for hours until you have a headache.
Seeing the five year old writing computer code on a graduate level "hurts my head".
Hurts my head by Leif Thoreson April 9, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026