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My Digital Escape 

Another large plague brought to you and promoted by scene kids, but this time it's on YouTube. My Digital Escape consists of 7 famous YouTubers that originally had the intention of making videos to help angsty scene kids with their problems, but ended up making pointless videos of them acting like 5 year olds. Most of these members are YouTubers in their late teens and early twenties, who still haven't moved on from their 14 year old emo and scene phase. This YouTube group also led to the downfall and irrelevance of BryanStars, who stopped doing interviews for the glory of getting more views of My Digital Escape.
Stupid Scene Kid: ERMERGERD MY DIGITAL ESCAPE IS THE BEST THING EVER! JOHNNIE GUILBERT AND BRYANSTARS HELP ME SO MUCH!

Someone who understands: Shut the fuck up! My Digital Escape is pointless and is the reason Bryan sold out!

my digital escape 

The digital footprint of a strange blonde man and a group of ex-scene kids that they will never, in fact, escape from.
Person 1: "Remember My Digital Escape?"
Person 2: "I wish I didn't..."

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026