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I don't really need to get within arms reach of kid you piece of shit.
Hym "Hey how do you feel about that judge ruling the YouTube can now subject to lawsuits for radicalizing people on the internet Cody Johnston? Is that a thing you've heard about? What's my score? I can guarantee if you all took threats to children more seriously you all would have let this go 15 years ago and it would be less. You lose an uncle too? They need to demonetize all of the YouTube vermin so you pieces of shit have to get real jobs. You should be less worried about my car and more worried about what happens when the score finishes getting tallied. Self righteous piece of shit."
My Car by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

My car is slow bai 

A middle aged fatty always brags about his black Toyota Supra. He always claims that his car is slow by the quote "My car is slow bai" in order to get some other people to reply something like "No, your car is fast". This sentance actualy means "My car is slow, BYE" when smoking his rival. Because he overused this quote and then some other people have started making fun of him imitating him.
A: My car is slow bai.
B: So you drive a Supra

my car in need for speed underground 

Hey, wow, thats sad that you clicked my name and checked out my defintion. People dont normally want the definition for'my car in need for speed underground'. but, because your a lonely asshole, you feel the need to bag on a defintion i made months ago at 3:00 A.M. But if it raises your confidence, by all means, feel free! Now i think you need to go buy a dinner for one at your local grocer, then jack off to good charlotte and linkin park.
but thank you for your time, assflap!

My car is slow bai 

"my car is slow" is a relative statement. It's true, of course, since the person who used it will have something to compare it with;
Concord at speed or Formula One car driven hard.
My car is slow bai by Stanley April 12, 2004

wrenched on my car 

Working on or fixing, installing a new part of an automobile.
He was So Proud that I wrenched on my car} & [just couldn't believe it! I was Proud too!

I’m in love with my car 

Written by Roger Taylor from the band Queen. He loves his car. Period.

He locked himself in a cupboard.
Friend: “Why would anyone write a song called ‘I’m in love with my car’?”
Me: “Because he has a feel for his automobile.”
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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