My Woodz! 

Deputy Ryans Sez dis when he finds dem bois campin on his private property!

Ryans: Bois Deeez r My Woodz! Day belong 2 me! dere mine! Quit campin out on my private property! Git on yer
god damn knees!Shut da fuck up bois!Suck on dis fuckin caulk!
Bois:(Gulp)

My Woodz! by spazz13 November 5, 2004

getting my wood cut 

Gettin my wood cut means getting his Dick ready to smash like shaving and cleaning the aria.

“DUDE IM GETTING MY WOOD CUT FOR TONIGHT “
“Damn bro are u smashing?”

getting my wood cut by Knowsalot3 March 2, 2019

Buff my Wood 

A more cleaner way to say "suck my dick"

Male 1: Hey man, you're a faggot
Male 2: Buff my wood!

Buff my Wood by Homosaphien September 20, 2009

blow my wood 

suck my hard d***

yo kay i jus saw yo ex.

maneee blow my wood.

blow my wood by vae April 14, 2022

Get off my wood 

Stop bothering me; get out of my face.

Why you come steppin' on me? I am busy, so get off my wood.

Get off my wood by T Ace H September 20, 2009

buffin my wood 

1.your sucking my penis
2.your riding me

RAFAEL:YOO JOHN U LOOK MADEE GAY IN THOSE SKINNIES

JOHN:RAF, STOP BUFFIN MY WOOD! YOU NOE YOU WISH YOU COULD ROCK THESE

buffin my wood by LOL SMiLEY =} August 29, 2009

Bang My Wood 

To 'bang your wood' is to mastarbate.
1. Used by teenage boys when sharing stories about mastarbating, with out having to use the word 'mastarbate' 'cos they think its funny. (They need to get a fucking life!)
2. Also used by dirty old men when talking to young women.

1. "Guess what i did last night, BANGED MY WOOD!!!!!!!!"
2. "Do you want to bang my wood young lady!?"

Bang My Wood by Chris Clark May 13, 2005