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my mum needs, does and is a lot of things
You know who else needs supervision? MY MUM
My mum by tom10861 September 11, 2014
Words you can keep
My Mum likes to stick her penis in the dog
My mum by Yeyeyeyeyejuice October 5, 2019
A great lady 😹 looking at you mother
‘My Mum is so cool

‘No she’s not fatty
it is represented as my mom
like my mum is op
my mum by ksomdsnods]l[dlskofdks March 15, 2022

My mum said to ignore people lol 

My mum said to ignore people lol
My mum said to ignore people lol

My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess. 

My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess. They protect me lol read the words carefully I guess. Oh well this got nothing to do with English Urban Dictionary stop talking shit because you might fail your exam Singapore girl.
My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess.

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.
Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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