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My Mum likes to stick her penis in the dog
My mum by Yeyeyeyeyejuice October 5, 2019
A great lady 😹 looking at you mother
‘My Mum is so cool’

‘No she’s not fatty’
it is represented as my mom
like my mum is op
my mum by ksomdsnods]l[dlskofdks March 15, 2022

My mum said to ignore people lol 

My mum said to ignore people lol
My mum said to ignore people lol

My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess. 

My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess. They protect me lol read the words carefully I guess. Oh well this got nothing to do with English Urban Dictionary stop talking shit because you might fail your exam Singapore girl.
My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess.

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.
Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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