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My mom's boyfriend 

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A fucking discord bit that has sex with our moms to make our tupperbox children/siblings/assholes.
Tupperbox/my mom's boyfriend: Tupper Registered!
Mom: Yes.
Legit the whole discord server: A child.
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dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead 

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The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'
Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.
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that’s my mom 

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A phrase you say when somebody calls your mother hot and/or says they want to screw her.
Boy 1: Wow look at her, she is so hot, I would totally smash

Boy 2: Bro, that’s my mom

Boy 1: I would still smash tho

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

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Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox
Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox
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mom, where's my golf club?

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A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!
Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"
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my mom sucks my dick sometimes 

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my mom sucks my dick sometimes means she gets on your nerves sometimes
my mom sucks my dick sometimes

mine too
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