My bed

My place where I sleep and have fun

I can’t live without my bed

by MABRY is boring August 30, 2019

Shit My Bed

an exclamation of surprise or dismay following the delivery of important or significant news, as one would be surprised after shitting the bed

Guy #1: "Hey dude, we're going out to the club after the game."
Guy #2: "Well, shit my bed, that's gonna be a hell of a good time."

by Go Hogs! August 30, 2010

the taste of my bed

To miss the comfort and warmth of your own bed.

I really do miss the taste of my bed

by YOLKYegg February 25, 2019

outta my bed

When you want someone or something to leave

Bro you always type dumb shit on my Instagram pics get outta my bed

by gshsbushsha July 02, 2016

chicken in my bed

Usually referred to in gay terminology, whereas chicken would be a young teenage male, desired by a significantly older gentleman, to be in his bed for sexual satisfaction

Holy hell - I cant believe it, Joe who is in his 40s, got drunk last night and had 'chicken in my bed' with that 18 year old kid whose name starts with an M!!!!

by NAMBLA LOVER 6969 May 17, 2007

ur mommy in my bed

“ur mommy in my bed” means that your mother is in my bed. It is self explanatory

Hey Grace, ur mommy in my bed

by s_jaffe February 27, 2022

you make my bed

You make my day

You make my bed kourtney thanks for telling me.

by Ayo ave June 13, 2018