meet my meat

When your meat suddenly talks to you, and wants to meet your parents.

Hey Brian Montesino, can you meet my meat tomorrow night?

by Exemplars November 5, 2018

Milking my meat

Another way of saying milking my dick

Eg im milking my meat

by That cool sky guy November 5, 2021

hold my meat

1.to express dominance over someone, or 2. as a sexual acceptance of the other sex

1. "Did you see me dunk on that kid in the game today? I was like, "hold my meat, bitch."

2. I saw the hottest girl in class today. I thought to myself, hold my meat, slut.

by Big Bad Balla baby March 30, 2011

Beat my meat

Use bmm instead of using the whole beat my meat

I’m finna bmm (beat my meat) I’ll text you later

by TheRealDumbassWorld February 11, 2019

bust my meat

A sexier way of saying I got to jerk off.

I got to bust my meat.

by I like steven January 18, 2018

poke my meat

female version of “beat my meat”; the use of fingers also known as female
masturbation

Girl 1: “I’m going to poke my meat later on tonight.”
Girl 2: “Oh cool! Me too, I think i’ll use my dildo this time.”

by mysterytwo January 15, 2018

🅱️eat my meat

Nobody will find this because they’re all pussies who are too scared to look this shit up.

Man I really want to 🅱️EAT MY MEAT right now.
No man you can’t we’re at school.
I’m pregnant

by dudperfect November 16, 2018