Sucking my dick

Something I want hot babes to do to me

Me: suck my dick
Hot babes: blowblowblowblowblow

Hot babes like sucking my dick

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

as big as my dick

a phrase used to describe the length of something

i just bought a new flat screen tv

oh really, how big

fifty inches. it almost as big as my dick

by tmnt handshake January 24, 2011

suck my dick

okay so as a female i say suck my dick frequently and lots of people reply with "u dont have one." suck my dick is actually an expression meaning a more polite version of 'go fuck urself no one cares.'

Susan - Woah Kelly ur such a thot

Kelly - go suck my dick Susan!

by ladiessuckmydick August 14, 2018

twiddeling my dick

To just be hanging around with nothing going on. Bored is the best way to put it.

"so what are you up to today?" "You know. the usual, just twiddeling my dick till i figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of the day.

by the rugged MANN June 2, 2009

uber to my dick

A song made by TisaKorean

Bitch Uber to my dick (to my dick)

by Youngg dagger dick March 7, 2019

Piss my dick

To piss so hard it feels like your dick will blow out like an exploded cigar

The line at the ball game was so long I knew I was going to piss my dick.

by Comic83 June 26, 2015

Security on my Dick

i.e, condom, rubber, fuck glove, areolagias, alaskan bay woofer, south beach dicker, fuck protection.

Jimmy should have used a security on my dick because Sally had AIDS. :(

by Poopenstein August 11, 2008