Mutered 

(Myoo, turd) This affliction only applies to males. It occurs when one is struck in the genitalia by a T.V. remote control.

Logan was screaming bloody murder because he was accidentally mutered by CJ.

Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Mom: What in the world is going on in here?
CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident

Mutered by THE Grute Man April 27, 2009

mubered 

The act of getting murdered by your Uber driver.

Bryan didn't come home last night. He was likely mubered.

mubered by pmanny July 11, 2016

muntered 

Inebriated, intoxicated or otherwise chemically inconvenienced. Often associated with the consumption of Ecstasy/MDMA, moreso in combination with other intoxicants

"Last night? Can't remember a thing. I was totally muntered!"

muntered by Hamst0r August 6, 2003

Muntered 

A person who has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or recreational drugs. Sometimes exhibiting unwelcome behaviour. Often associated with punk or anarchist subcultures. See Munter

1. Dave is so fucking muntered! We should put him in the recovery position.
2. Im going to get totally muntered on ketamine this weekend.

Muntered by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010

muntered, queen of the 

One who reigns supreme over all fellow munters, the most trashed of trashed.

'She really is the queen of the muntered..'

muntered, queen of the by anon May 22, 2004

muntered 

A state of chemical inconvenience, often involving ravers and goths.

Muntered - See "kweilo"

muntered by Xifer May 2, 2004

Metered apathy 

A way to selectively "check out" and ignore your work surroundings. A defense mechanism where one selectively does not get involved to maintain sanity while warding off additional work.

I had to turn up the apathy meter to survive Lumberg's meeting.

Its not that I don't care I just have metered apathy.

Metered apathy by Join The Club May 15, 2010