musty nuts 

Balls that are unclean, sweaty, and hairy. Balls thats have a rank stench.

After I was done playing softball with the boys I had a bad case of musty nuts!

musty nuts by BillC July 29, 2006

Musty Nuts

The piquant aroma that blooms in the crotch when one sweats profusely without showering for multiple days in a row.

*Fresh stank is not yet sufficient to earn the label "musty" as the funk must percolate for a minimum of 48 hours to achieve the properly aged stank of Musty Nuts.

I worked out four times this week and haven't showered once! I bet I got some serious musty nuts goin on

Musty Nuts by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026

Mushy Nuts

A form of torture involving very saggy nuts. A person is suspended in a form that lets their "shit" hang for another person to punch very hard. It hurts very bad.

Dude my Mushy Nuts hurt really bad last night.

Mushy Nuts by Mush bag December 7, 2010

mustynuts 

A scrotum that is infrequently washed and has a resultant pungent, moldy or mildewy odor similar to a semi-clean but oft-used public toilet.

I was gonna blow him until I got south of the border and got a whiff of his mustynuts.

mustynuts by Gavinesq April 5, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019