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Music Man 

The epitome of a disaster waiting to happen. Also known as a total Man Whore. He just wants girls to like him, and he acts suicidal and depressed to get girls to like him and eventually try to hook up with him. This person is also an attention whore and wants the entire world to know he is "good" at something he isn't.
P1. Look at Music Man, such an absolute unit right there that one ..

P2: just a man whore and an attention whore. Such a sad sack of a human being
Music Man by SaladSpinner December 25, 2018

music man 

When fucking someone, you put on really loud music with a lot of bass, hooked up to a subwoofer, and you fuck in time with the beat of the music.
Greg tried a music man last night with Gina, but the people below his apartment got pissed and called the cops.
music man by SkeletorBeastman January 20, 2008

angry white man music 

Modern or classic rock music that falls into the genres of: heavy metal, grunge, indusrial, post-grunge, or punk rock.
I'm tired of listening to this love song garbage. Let's find a radio station with some angry white man music.
angry white man music by Dan February 11, 2008

boohoo man music

A particular genre of house music which one would hear in any mainstream UK club with VIP booths and crap champagne, particularly popular with 20-30 year old men who have a grandfather clock tattoo on their hand, tight "muscle fit" V neck t-shirts from Boohoo Man and also enjoy Love Island. Usual hallmarks are a generic two bar bassline pattern at 124 bpm, the same repetitive off beat hi hat, stabby piano chords with zero creativity and an overused female vocal sample usually singing about "baby I'm losing control, never let it go" or similar.
- "Hey bro, what's this track which sounds exactly like every other track on the radio at the moment?"
- "I forget the name mate - could be a Joel Corry track? Pretty sure it sounds like a generic Boohoo man music track though"

Angry Young Man Music 

Angry Young Man Music is generally a mix of the heavy-metal, hip-hip, industrial and 'angsty' alternative genres. It seems that of the music coming out of these genres, Angry Young Man Music includes those artists who music is particularly bad.

This style of music is often listened to by those who suffer from Angry Young Man Syndrome. Once they are hooked on Angry Young Man Music, they lose the ability to appreciate all other types of music. Sometimes after they recover from Angry Young Man Syndrome, they look back at their record collection and wonder how they ever could have listened to such crap music.
Friend 1: Hey, maybe would could borrow some CDs from Sam for the party?
Friend 2: Don't bother - he only listens to Angry Young Man Music.
Angry Young Man Music by Etain August 3, 2006