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mush mouth

After 15 or more beers you are unable to form letters into words and words into sentences. it just comes out as mush
Hey look at Mark(the boss).He is so fucked up he cant even talk, he has mush mouth
mush mouth by vipersavages March 10, 2004
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mush mouth

Mush mouth is a particularly interesting oral sex technique involving crackers (typically saltines but anything dry will work). It is performed by chewing up enough crackers to render one incapable of speaking clearly, receiving a load in the mouth, mixing it all together, then slowly pushing it out of the mouth to run all over the face and make a gunky mess.
man: oh baby here it comes.
woman: mmmfff mff mmm mm.
man:open wide. ohhh yeah...that's a pretty mush mouth!
mush mouth by brydon and on January 1, 2011

Mush Mouth

That Mush Mouth idiot can't say a complete sentence without saying Fuck or Fuck It.
I told it one time .Mush Mouth,Your supposed to bend over pull your butt cheeks wide with a glob of KY lube on there when you say that down in Old Town.

But it don't listen just keeps babbling like it's penile organ is the center of it's universe and It thinks it's the center of our universe.
Mush Mouth by LatNerd May 10, 2011

mush mouth

Usenet (rec.arts.poems) /term of endearment/ for the poet Rob, who in his live performances whistle lisps his poems through a mouthful of gunk.
"Today wass*tweet*th po-weths*tweet* day..." Mush Mouth Rob defining "mush mouth" by example for poetry audiences.
mush mouth by Will Dockery October 27, 2007

mush mouth

The extreem urge to chew on a straw and or gum during a roll or a trip
i took a tripple stack and also 400 mgs or so of dextromethophan and i got some bad mush mouth
mush mouth by Joeycracks October 21, 2007

Mush-Mouth 

Native Language of Jamaal Charles, Running Back for the Texas Longhorns. Language consists of whole sentences combined into one "word". Also, great emphasis is put on repeating one syllabus of a word over and over and over. Not understood by 99.998% of the world's population.
Despite speaking Mush-Mouth, Jamaal excels in academics at the University of da da da Texas.
Mush-Mouth by IStabPeople September 8, 2008

Mush-mouthing 

Speaking in a run on mutter, not comprehendable
As he was Mush-mouthing and speaking so low that all the words were slurred and blending together we all just got up and left with disappointment
Mush-mouthing by Whimper dinkle November 21, 2019
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