by Nat F November 10, 2008

by Nat F November 10, 2008

by Phil January 24, 2005

when an uber hot heroin addicted east indian whore recieves a dirty sanchez from a brown haired, green eyed, buff mexican immigrant man
by murphybrown10000 April 14, 2007

by rj88 October 24, 2011

When you are performing oral sex on a woman and she sharts on your chin and mouth. Diarrhea farts are the most common form of Murphy Browns. Sometimes leaving a shit beard
I was going down on my girl the other night when she lost control of her bowels and Murphy Browned on my face. I looked like shitty Abe Lincoln
by TheSpaniard March 08, 2010

You will need a mini-fridge next to your bed, the lights out, and someone you don't like. Latex glove is optional. Under cover of darkness slip the glove on and suggest doggy style to this person. Use some lube or your finger to get it wet an loose. Then reach into the fridge and pull out frozen log of feces and rapidly insert into preferred orafice. Then simply get up and walk away. She or he will never want to have sex with you again.
Melissa came over again last night and wouldn't leave me alone. So I invited her upstairs and gave her a murphy brown
by jango threat June 18, 2009
