murph durph

a.)nerdy douche bag often in a position of authority. b.) nickname of director of students at Mount Saint Joseph

a.)How the fuck did that asshole become my boss,he such a murph durph. b.)Student #1: That son of a bitch gave me a saturday detention!
Student #2: He needs to get his head outta his ass.
Student #3: Yeah fuck murph durph!

by proffessor hyphun November 14, 2007

No durphy, Eddie Murphy

This phrase thrived during the late eighties to early nineties in elementary schools through high schools. It is a way of saying "I already knew that, and am surprised this information is new to you."

Kid 1: "Hey, they're coming out with a Super Mario Brothers movie!"

Kid 2: "No durphy, Eddie Murphy."

by Formula One Jazz Nutjob June 23, 2011