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Murder She Wrote 

Murder she wrote means a few things..
1. A precipitated recipe of murder that planned out correctly.
2. A woman who "ghosts" a man without reason and breaks his heart and dates another man. Which makes the ghosted man wanting to murder each man she dates .
3. Or fucking the shit out of a female and than leaving her ghosted.
Man! That bitch Leah fucking Jaba the Hut Murder she wrote .

Shon fucked my best friend Ang the hoe murder he wrote

Fucked Shorty so good Murder she wrote man
Murder She Wrote by Shawty 4 April 1, 2022

murder she wrote 

when you or one of your squad members destroy a girl's pussy and want to use a relevant term for it:
Dude 1:"I asked her if it hurt and she just moaned."
Dude 2:"Damn, murder she wrote."
murder she wrote by nextgenshit September 29, 2017

Murder she wrote 

murder she wrote would technically mean “her lost” but I wouldn’t recommend saying it to your mom or something because there talking about its “her lost” for not having sex with them. Or kiss them soooo…
She came to my house and left murder she wrote.
We were in bed together but she ran away from me murder she wrote
Saw this cute girl at the street and asked for her number she said no murder she wrote
Murder she wrote by Whatawonder February 12, 2022

Murder, She Wrote 

The best show ever starring the coolest lady in the world, Angela Lansbury.
Kid 1: Did you catch "Murder, She Wrote" last night? I missed it.
Kid 2: Yea it was the shit! Jessica found another murderer and saved Cabot Cove just in time.
Kid 1: She might as well be Jesus.
Murder, She Wrote by K.C.B October 2, 2006
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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