The process by which someone simultaneously rapes and murders someone, although not necessarily in that order. The murder can be caused by the raping, or the raping can be caused by the murder. In addition, this phenomenon is not limited to well-endowed men. A woman, equipped with the proper apparatus (eg dildos, tool handles, cornish game hens, an Ayn Rand novel) is equally possible of committing murderrape on people of either sex.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!