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muffin masher

In this context Muffin means Pussy or Vagina. The Masher is another female who rubs their Pussy " muffin" against the afore mentioned Muffin, for sexual purposes. In most cases a Muffin Masher is a bull dike but in some cases it could be just a one time experimentation thing for a female.
1. Holy shit Jill turned to Muffin Mashing!
2. Jill say's " I've always wanted to try Muffin Mashing."
by The Blade June 17, 2005
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muffin masher

a person who hit muffins with rather large mashing things, usually mentally disturbed...
"Stupid muffin!!" *whak whak*
by Shruberry January 28, 2005
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English Muffin Mashed Potato

A sexual act involving mashed potatoes on genitals, while consuming an English Muffin.
Emily did the English Muffin Mashed Potato last night. Everyone saw her at that party. My innocence is lost.
by Kellyissofab May 16, 2011
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