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Muffin it

Named after a man called Muffin that quickly and somehow sneakily finishes a drink in front of his friends and/or assorted other bar goers. Different from chugging.
Dude, where did his drink go.
I don't know but I think I just saw him muffin it.
by Muffin@mines October 16, 2009
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free muffin it

The act of a woman not wearing underwear. (female version of freeballing)
"all of my underwear are dirty so I'm free muffin it"

"Wow! This is the third night this week that lindsay lohan has been snapped by photographers while she was free muffin it"
by kickgirl91 May 15, 2013
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It's muffin time!

Used in the popular card game "Muffin time" where if you have 10 cards at the start of your turn you may yell "It's muffin time" and win the game. (Please note that this is a VERY short version of the games rules.)
Person 1 *Does his turn*

Person 2 "Hah! I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 cards! It's muffin time!"

Person 3 "Aww, guess you win."
by Ganykem February 1, 2022
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It’s muffin time

Muffin time is a thing that wants to die in asdfmovie
by Phu The Writer November 24, 2021
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Put it in the muffin bin

A BETTER way of saying "Have sex with that woman"

Equally so "the bin" can be defined as "Vagina", and "muffin" can be left out of the phrase.
"Dude you gotta put it in the muffin bin!"

"Mark, you gotta put it in the bin!"
by Al Cohaulin' October 10, 2009
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Stick It In a Muffin

Stick it in a muffin (also phrased "place it in a muffin") basically means shut up, stop, yeild, do not continue...
Brittany: "Hey did I tell you about my date with Brad?!"
Lucille: "About a million times. Please, stop talking about Brad."
Brittany: "So, we went out to the movies, and-"
Lucille: "Gosh, Brittany, STICK IT IN A MUFFIN ALREADY!"
by kel z the super saur February 4, 2009
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DIE DIE DIE ITZ MUFFIN TIME

a muffin that wants to die commonly referenced in asdfmovie
ohhh i hope that muffin is a DIE DIE DIE ITZ MUFFIN TIME
by ItZyOmAmA December 3, 2020
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