muff shite

One who completely miss kicks the ball in the sport of football (soccer).

Ryan! That was a complete muff shite! The ball didn't even move!

muff shite by kevodger May 19, 2009

muffshitter

A person who derives pleasure from defecating onto (or possibly into) a woman's private parts.

I wouldn't go home with him dear, word is he's a muffshitter.

muffshitter by timtyler August 18, 2006