Definition: a lesbian.

— A woman who eats pussy.
Savannah: I got a vibe that Amy is a muff muncher.
Casey: I caught her muff munching Paige in the washroom.
Savannah: Hell yes, my gaydar is working this time! Atleast I got a chance baby!
by Sheslikesunshine October 14, 2019
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A person whos addicted to consistently giving oral sex to women regardless of they're desirability, weight or hygiene.
I heard that dudes a total muff muncher. I heard she left him because he muff munched her cousin Gertrude. His parents kicked him out because they found out he was muff munching and caught the herp.
by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019
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A strange teacher who is classed as a A Tier nonce, this teacher engages in munching on students muffs.
Did you see mr cowie yesterday in the corridor munching on that students muff? That MUFF MUNCHER SCARES ME
by Mike Bandolia March 24, 2021
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Hey do you know Jane has a right Muff rug on her she needs to trim or shave it.
by rosiepye February 28, 2014
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The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.
"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."
by Martini Muff August 28, 2015
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The female version of "Cock Blocking." When a girl is trying to get it in with a guy/girl but someone keeps interupting/delaying the process or eventually "snuffing" the situtation all together.
Teresa was trying to get laid last night and Kassandra totally was "muff snuffing" her at the party....bitch.
by teresa.is.a.slut August 5, 2011
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