muaan

An ugly gay person

He is a son of a muaan

by 4 leaf tree November 21, 2021

John Mulaney Syndrome

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay

Nah, he just has John Mulaney Syndrome.

by Absolute twat September 25, 2020

maano

Maano is a vamboe name given to sensitive, sweet girls with a kind heart and a can-do attitude some people say she is more special that she thinks

Maano is more special than you think

by DJ Cinderella September 23, 2020

John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020

John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.

Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!

by MotharChod June 13, 2018

maanik

Needy little bitch who needs the approval of Urban Dictionary to know that he's awesome.

Maanik is cool, so why tf does he need Urban Dictionary's approval to know he's cool.

by beng5435 May 17, 2016

Maani

Legit the nicest asshole you’ll ever find. Not a smooth talker but has a heart of gold. But like the fake trashy kind. Still counts. Best boyfriend material once you get past the awkward layers, (there are a lot), still the nicest person. Find yourself a maani and you’re set for life

Random dudette : Oml I mean like *insert person* seems amazing but he ain’t a maani

by thisainttheteasis April 7, 2019