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Mr. Rowan 

A highly advanced cybernetic android sent from the future with one goal; to educate the masses with really nice hair.
Mr. Rowan is a knight of malta, a hardcore book reader, and will engage u in any argument, regardless of topic, and win. He can run the speed of sound and if wasnt chained to the earth would leap from building to buidling slaughtering the innocent.
Mr. Rowan by Big Tobbes January 11, 2009
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mr. rowe 

Mr. Rowe a bitch yuhhh he a gay nigga
mr. rowe by ♥Aesthetic hoe♥ November 13, 2017

Mr. Rowe 

The gay teacher who ties students on his cot and then jacks off
8th grade girl - "I cant believe I survived

8th grade!"

Bob - "You talking about Mr. Rowe's obsession of touching kids?"
8th grade girl - "Of course"
Mr. Rowe by Mr. Rowe's dad June 3, 2020

Mr. Rowe 

A dumb person who loves kids and kidnaps them
"OMFG, I actually escaped Mr. Rowe's room!"
"What was in there?"
"Lots of ropes and beds and it smelled like shit
Mr. Rowe by Mr. Rowe's dad June 3, 2020

Mr. Rowe 

a stupid nonce who likes touching up kids that are impubescent.
"If there age is on the clock they're ready for the cock."
"You talking about Mr. Rowe? "
"Indeed."
a sound a cat makes when they are amused, a type of meow

commonly used by the Erin Hunters in their Warriors series
"she added with a faint mrrow of
amusement" - Warriors: a vision of shadows
Mrrow by FandomKitty April 10, 2019