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Mr Clarke

by Punkey33 May 17, 2017
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Mr Clarke

Given the nicknames "Holy god-emperor of Mater imperium", "Clarkebaiter" and "Cluggy legend" , He is an all powerful-omnipotent entity which rules over the Mater maria. He instills fear upon the inhabitants of the amphitheater, and his war cry of "HEY! YOU BOYS TUCK YOUR SHIRTS IN!" can be heard for miles.
Charlie - "Oh shit me shirt not tucked in"

Mr Clarke - "HEY!"
by deviantshart June 26, 2025
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A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"
"Met a girl on tinder last night, we did the Mr Clarke. She was very polite"
by The Hard Bard October 12, 2021
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Mr Clarkson

by The Note May 20, 2018
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Mr. Clark

The absolute worst teacher in the school and cannot teach for shit. he will ramble on for hours on end talking shit like he knows everything. He looks like an older Buzz Lightyear and calls women cows. Certified retard. When he talks it makes me want to jump in front of a train. He sounds like they got him off the street. Dumbass hasnt even put grades in since september (its now december). solid 3 out of 10. That three only comes from his blind ass that cant catch nobody on their phone so it's basically a free period. This NPC wheres the same set or clothes every day. Absolute germophobe prolly empties 5 hand sanitizer bottles a day. His musty ass uses some mint perfume making the whole school smell like mint. I fr walk past his office and and get blasted by that shit. Whole grade praying on his downfall.
Jamal: "Ayo why the whole school smell like mint?"

*walks past Mr. Clark*
Jamal: "Shit bro Mr. Clark be stinking up the whole school."

Teacher: "Do you like all your trachers this year?"
Jamal: "Not Mr. Clarks stupid ass."

Parent: "Mr. Clark seems like a real retard."
Jamal: "Ong he dont know shit."
by HippityFlippity69 December 17, 2022
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mr. Percival Clarence

A beautiful orange tabby, and gentleman. The best ‘knight, the best cat, and best friend. 1994-2013. Goodnight, my heart.
No other cat compares to Mr. Percival Clarence, our Mr. C.’
by Slobbery December 8, 2019
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Mr. Clarkson

A shit teacher that will do anything to see a pair of tits, no chin or jawline, just and overall whale that ate to much pasta, a very big nonce, probably would touch you up if ya was in a room with him, will send ya aht for nowt 🙄
Student 1:"yo have ya seen that pufferfish right there bro"
Student 2:"o yea Mr. Clarkson hes a big fat whale mate,sent me aht for nowt last lesson"
by dizzydaisy🤪 November 12, 2019
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