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Mountain Beaver 

A mountain beaver is like a large rat, and lives along the western coast of the united states. It is generally brown has a stubby tail, beaver like teeth, and killer claws. Mountain beavers are nocturnal and are difficult to find, like yeti's.
Katrina: Dude what was that
Marina: It was the beast of the forest, a Mountain Beaver
Katrina: It looked fierce, I wouldn't want to go one one one with one of those!
Mountain Beaver by mtbeaverbeast February 27, 2010

Mountain Beaver Marinade 

When you drink a mouthful of Mt. Dew, swish it around inside your mouth, spit it back out in your girl's pussy and then fuck it.
My girlfriend's bedroom has had an ant problem ever since I gave her that Mountain Beaver Marinade last week.

Rocky mountain spotted beaver 

A sloppy herpes infested sister blister
I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver

Beaver Mountain 

That fat bitch had one hell of a beaver mountain.
Beaver Mountain by richard_harry February 25, 2022

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026