Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"
by Jimmy Somerville March 07, 2008
The Mount Everest is performed by taking a dump on your partner’s chest, then quickly turning around and covering your steaming pile of excrement with a large shot of cum. This gives the effect of snow on top of a mound of dirt. The name Mount Everest describes not only the act but also the difficulty involved in completing the act. It may sound easy enough to complete, however the Mount Everest must be performed on an unsuspecting victim. To date only one person has been credited with properly completing this act, for the purposes of this post we shall refer to him as Mike. The trick is to some how convince your partner to lay on her back (naked of course) while you stand or crouch over her. For this act to truly be considered a Mount Everest you must fully complete the act before she can react, it is suggested that you use oral sex or sensual massage as a cover
Dude #1: "You should have seen the look on your Mom's face when I gave her the The Mount Everest".
Dude #2 "Oh? Wait, what's a Mount Everest?"
Dude #2 "Oh? Wait, what's a Mount Everest?"
by Justin Finke November 15, 2005
highest mountain on Earth; also famous as being the place where oxygen bottles go to die and lay in mass graves.
The plie of bottles is taller than the friggin' mountain. Start rolling the bottles down. It's a hill, they'll roll.
by Shawn E. June 27, 2003
When you take a shit on a loved ones chest then jack off on the poop pile capping it with your cum to give the appearance of a snow covered mountain.
by Mortdog January 06, 2020
The act of defecating in such a large quantity that your fecal matter exceeds the water in the toilet bowl
"Yo man, I pooped so much that it actually surpassed the water."
"Yeah man it's been done before, it's called a Mount Everest"
"Yeah man it's been done before, it's called a Mount Everest"
by Piss coming out of my ass October 19, 2007
by Don Juan and Rajellio November 10, 2009
-Steven?
-What's all this white powder on the floor?
-Oh sorry , I had to shake out my mount everest on the floor
-Not again?!
-What's all this white powder on the floor?
-Oh sorry , I had to shake out my mount everest on the floor
-Not again?!
by SweatyJerome21 September 04, 2016