Mort also known as NPC, usually given to people who say “Why are we like this” and use laughing emojis unironically
wow! what a mort
by juanjuan2007 July 17, 2022
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Mort, shortened version of Mortified commonly used in Ireland.
Claire:did you see those pictures I uploaded of Sarah being drunk? Bet she's mort.
by cobcob April 25, 2012
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-likes king juliens feet
-is hot
-yeah
MORT STOP TOUCHING MY FEET😡😡😕🤨”
-king julien
by mouthbreater July 6, 2021
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Not a term of endearment. Short for mut-wort (as in HPV of the V) so can be used on someone who's is or behaving like an "irritating cunt"

more so an insult... Really derogatory term given to a person who's looks/smell/or behaviour is disgusting or "Putrid"

Another term for a grub/fuckwit/slut/shit cunt/scum/filthy lowlifes who are involved in putrid senseless acts to others detriment purely for their own selfish gain. They are heartless filth, have no conscience, loyalty or moral boundaries meaning they're capable of absolutely anything and exclude no one... Causing nothing but suffering; like a virus
Jess: "I've got what I owe u but my phone went flat you'll get it n I'm gonna kick the shit outta ya girlfriend too ya pathetic grubs!"

"Sent me on a wild goose chase for more than two weeks arranging times for me to grab what u owe me you're just talking shit out of ya mort face n fucking me around... Me n my girl are the grubs hey? Fucking funny shit ya dumb mort you're the filthy herpe infested drug runner carting your daughter out on ya runs to other druggos at all hours..
by Samummyummy February 18, 2016
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a sexual kink where you suck the living shit out of a tongue
Yeah man I'm into morting, that shii is HOT
by mama mort March 13, 2022
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