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Morning tea 

That slut had morning tea coming
Morning tea by Eagle636 March 24, 2019

principals morning tea

a sexual position in which the woman does a hand-stand and the man supports the womans' legs while giving her oral sex
I decided that I was going to treat my wife to a principals morning tea

Early morning tea 

The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.
Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?

Morning Cup of Tea 

Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.
Morning Cup of Tea by Dode May 25, 2009

shed your morning tear for Nixon 

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...
Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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