Morning Tea 

A mid morning break invented by the Disability Employment Network.

Would you like a scone to go with your morning tea?

Morning Tea by meanieoh May 27, 2009

Morning tea 

A dick with aids

That slut had morning tea coming

Morning tea by Eagle636 March 24, 2019

principals morning tea

a sexual position in which the woman does a hand-stand and the man supports the womans' legs while giving her oral sex

I decided that I was going to treat my wife to a principals morning tea

principals morning tea by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007

Early morning tea 

The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.

Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?

Early morning tea by -=RUCKER=- June 14, 2004

Morning Cup of Tea 

The first urination of the day.

Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.

Morning Cup of Tea by Dode May 25, 2009

shed your morning tear for Nixon 

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...

Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.

shed your morning tear for Nixon by DebWeb January 22, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005