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mormon porn 

Doesn't really exist.
I want to watch some mormon porn!
mormon porn by JimWoods December 16, 2007

mormon porn 

The "happily-ever-after" wedding scenes in Disney movies.
My kid wanted me to go back and play the mormon porn in Beauty and the beast for the 57th time
mormon porn by easterbunnykiller April 24, 2009

mormon porn 

A way of bypassing religious rules by adding circular bubbles on images of girls in bikinis. This will make them look naked.

see also nude bubbling
Can you bubble this image so I have some fresh mormon porn to watch?
mormon porn by nude bubbling September 5, 2010

Mormon porn 

A video of a sexy slut seducing a Mormon boy into having premarital sex
*example of Mormon porn*
Karla took a video of herself having sex with a Mormon boy and now he’s going to hell
Mormon porn by Dubiks December 16, 2018

mormonporn

-verb

The act of placing "bubbles" over a picture of a person to create the illusion that he/she is naked. This kind of porn relies on imagination instead of nudity, making it safe for people of all ages and faiths.
I saw some summer pictures of you on Facebook and I decided to mormonporn them, and if I am filling in the blanks properly, you look fantastic naked.
mormonporn by FreeMustacheRides July 30, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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