When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.
(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”
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by Nasty Nate June 19, 2003
He's the guy who cleans the nudie booth at beach guy jerks off.His job is to clean the booth after every guy blows his load.I dont know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you dont clean it right away
by Gothic Bob May 27, 2003
The person that cleans up a porn set after the filming is done.
The lowest or newest person on the staff.
The lowest or newest person on the staff.
Joe: "Oh man! I finally got hired by the local porn flick company! I'm now on my way to my dream job. Yeah, I am starting out as a spooge mopper on a gay porn production, but I'll be a star soon!"
Jim: "Well, I guess you gotta start at the bottom..."
Joe: "At the bottom, really? Did you have to say it?"
Jim: "Well, I guess you gotta start at the bottom..."
Joe: "At the bottom, really? Did you have to say it?"
by 2TD August 19, 2015
(n) a mischevious person; one who shamelessly and embarrassingly acts out in extreme and obvious sarcasm, using irony and parody; a prankster and practical jokester. Orignally taken from the motion picture "The Count of Monte Cristo" when one said in arrogant passion, "You dare to demote me?" Hence, "demote me" became the verb "dirty mop." (Group to first use the term: Club Fathom Inc., Chattanooga TN)
(n) "That dirty mopper used all four containers of my hair gel... and why? He's bald!" "You dirty mopper. When I said I wanted a sight no one would forget, I did not mean for you to wear a pink spandex one-sie to my sister's wedding!" (v) "Com'mon, let's go dirty him up." "You dare to dirty mop me???"
by Jonathan Lankford August 17, 2006
Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX
-Axa Not LAX
by Ozymandias42 March 29, 2006