mooty call 

A booty call that seems promising, but ultimately never pans out.

Turned out my booty call was nothing but a mooty call. I mean she was like, "sure, why not?" And I was like, "Hellz yeah! Gimme ten minutes," and she goes, "well I still have my girlfriend here, we're doin' shots of tequila, " And I was like, "make it five!" She laughs, and I'm thinking, "Well, allriiight," Then all of a sudden, she starts yelling, "Not on my new couch! Not on my new..." And I hear in the background, "BLAHHH!" "My new couch! ... Bitch, the bathroom's right there! You ruined..." BAM! She drops phone. I'm like, That shit better not have blown the speakers on my Blackberry! I can now hear the sink running and lots of scuttling back and forth, cursing, then the phone picks up and I'm like, "Hello? Everything alright?" And someone says, "Yeah, I just threw up a little." It's her friend! She sounds way hot too! All raspy. I'm about to ask her what flavor of Listerine she wants me to bring her, when I hear, "a little? a LITTLE?! You own me a new suede sectional, bitch! Put down that phone! I said put down that-" Then I think the bitch puked into the phone, cause everything got really loud then suddenly silent. Called her back a couple of times, but all I got was her voicemail."

mooty call by thedalaiLummox August 31, 2010

mooty call 

A morning booty call.

I got a booty call so late into the night it was almost morning that it was more like a mooty call.

mooty call by willowy April 24, 2009

Moody Call 

Referring to the non committal, non physical, platonic quality time spent by male/female "Friends." ie, a "booty call" for the mind, resulting in an ego or mood boost for the call-er, and a source of moodiness for the call-ee... thus a "Moody-Call" (See also "Friend Zone")

"No really, he and I are just really good friends, he's really sweet and supportive, and listens to me... But I could never have sex with him, it'd be like kissing my brother... I'd much rather just keep him on standby for the occasional Moody Call with him while having sex with assholes who treat me like crap."

Moody Call by the masked resender November 13, 2012

mooticalla pootialla 

tessammy...we bakk ..full throttle...you know it...we da chicken in da samwich...u see da new menu on dat chiki...we da new beef-tataki...so uhhhhh

we still da chick-fi-lay..yo yo yo...word up

mooticalla pootialla by tessammy June 22, 2003