Moonland

Slang for the country of Japan. Comes from the fact that their culture is so different from Western culture.

You better know some Japanese before you visit Moonland.

by Anon02 February 3, 2010

Moonlanding

Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.

Two individuals standing side by side at neighbouring lockers.

Individual One: *turns to the right, bends over*
Individual Two: *turns to the left, bends over*

Arse-cheeks touch. Moonlanding has occured.

by traumageek May 19, 2010

Moonlancing

The practice of being in permanent daytime employment, whilst working private freelance contracts during evenings, weekends and in extreme cases, lunch hours.

Dave isn't coming on our weekend break. He's moonlancing this weekend to finish his client's website.

by Blinko May 31, 2009

moorland fields

A fields in Scotland.

"I want to run with you through Moorland Fields."

by peteyorn August 20, 2003

moonandcookie

the act of someone wanting to fuck so many hoes like quiily(aka cookie), auto, gay oral with calvin.

Wow, bro. You are such a moonandcookie for being a player.

by floydgotreqt June 21, 2020

moonlanding

A moonlanding is when two or more people all touch butts. Bare butts. It is a sign of affection.

Person 1- "I miss you so much!"
Person 2- "I know, I miss you too!"
Person 1- "When you get back we are in need of an emergency moonlanding."

by iloveduuuugan February 7, 2010

fake moonlanding

Something a person you think is cute says or does that is so unattractive or stupid that you realize in that single moment that there is no way you can date them or continue to date them.

"I couldn't believe what she said about Iraq. It was a total fake moonlanding."

"I thought he was cute, but making me listen to Lil' Wayne in the car was a fake moonlanding."

by spree fx January 16, 2009