Monox 

New Zealand slang for the word money

Guy 1: Bro you got any monox?
Guy 2: nah mate

Monox by Ledleledleledle August 18, 2019

Monoclephobia 

The fear of monocles

Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”

Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”

Monoclephobia by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021

Monoclephobia 

The fear of monocles

Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”

Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”

Monoclephobia by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021

Monocle'd 

Butterfly kiss to the anus.

She asked me to "tongue punch her fart box." But, since this was a purely plutonic relationship I Monocle'd her and got pink eye.

Monocle'd by Gloriousbeardedbastard May 11, 2018

Muddy Monocle

The ring of poo left around one's eye after another has positioned their anus around the eyeball. For thrill seekers only.

Jack woke up, looked in the mirror and to his delight saw a brown ring around his left eye. In that instance he realised that Erin had visited him in the night to deliver a Muddy Monocle.

Muddy Monocle by HairyChickenBum December 15, 2011

Monocle Smile

An exclamation made following often bold and manly statements and suggestions.

When asked what Obama would do as a result of losing female support,

Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,

MONOCLE SMILE"

Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,

MONOCLE SMILE!

Monocle Smile by Old Spice Guy July 15, 2010

Monode 

A short piece of solid wire, usually the leg of a through-hole component such as a resistor or capacitor.

Hey dook, you got any monodes lying around your desk?

Monode by IceMan8247 May 9, 2011