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monopology

portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person's time in a conversation is spent saying 'sorry'.
"You don't have to say 'sorry' for saying 'sorry' all the time, Jeff. Its just that this is turning into a monopology."

"Sorr..."

"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"

"Sorry, I jus..."

"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"

"My bad, man."

"Gahh!!!!"
monopology by daphunkeefeel1 April 28, 2014

monopoloonies 

Canadian currency, as seen by foreigners, especially Americans.
"Dude, I was on vacation in Canada, and they have this money they call Loonies, but it looks like Monopoly money. I asked some Quebecois store owner for some gum and a Coke, and he charged me 157 Monopoloonies."
monopoloonies by Fuzzy Mike March 14, 2006

Monopology

Rules and regulations of Monopoly
I'm going to brush up on my monopology because I haven't played Monopoly years!
Monopology by VLC February 17, 2008

monopolous

adj.: boring as well as time-consuming, as an activity or person
Sitting at a desk all day with nothing to do is so monopolous
monopolous by Aleta Moorhouse January 10, 2009

Monopology

An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.

Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.
Monopology by Hamlette September 13, 2010

Monopoloaded 

You need stop playing, or you'll become monopoloaded
Monopoloaded by 765HB77 July 1, 2014