Jim: wow, I really hope we do monologues today!!
Priscilla: why, so you can get all of that attention your dad never gave you, you mentally fucked uncircumcised foreskin?
Priscilla: why, so you can get all of that attention your dad never gave you, you mentally fucked uncircumcised foreskin?
by PretzelBob June 25, 2019
The Canterbury Tales featured many a fuck monologue.
I know he banged that girl with a j-lo going on. He went on a twenty minute fuck monologue!
I know he banged that girl with a j-lo going on. He went on a twenty minute fuck monologue!
by Spencer February 4, 2003
by 69crusher69 March 25, 2021
The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.
Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.
by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee February 19, 2008
A vagina monologue is when a female, goes on and on incessantly about something that a man could really give a shit about.
I was trying to listen to the game on the ride home, but my girlfriend was reciting her vagina monologues again
by Randag February 17, 2005
noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.
My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.
by creatiffany February 12, 2010
A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.
- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?
- I got a bathroom monologue day.
- Yucks... To much information.
- I got a bathroom monologue day.
- Yucks... To much information.
by Santino89 May 25, 2011