monkey splitters 

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"

did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?

monkey splitters by Argonaut August 14, 2007

splatter monkey 

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet

I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.

splatter monkey by Ccastle April 3, 2017