monkey beater

someone who wanks

man Im such a monkey beater

by mathias January 9, 2004

cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

Beater monkey

When someone looks beat as fuck

Me: Yo did you see how bad graham looked
Cool guy: He looked beater monkey as fuck

by Beatermonkey6969 August 6, 2021

monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper

you are a monkey beater

by monkey beaters November 19, 2022