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monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper
monkey beater by monkey beaters November 19, 2022

cheater, cheater monkey beater 

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.
Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

Beater monkey 

Me: Yo did you see how bad graham looked
Cool guy: He looked beater monkey as fuck

Monkey Bater 

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.
I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!
Monkey Bater by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

monkeybater 

My friend Nolan jerked off a monkey. He’s such a monkeybater
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026