monkey beater

someone who wanks

man Im such a monkey beater

monkey beater by mathias January 9, 2004

monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper

you are a monkey beater

monkey beater by monkey beaters November 19, 2022

cheater, cheater monkey beater 

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

cheater, cheater monkey beater by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

Beater monkey 

When someone looks beat as fuck

Me: Yo did you see how bad graham looked
Cool guy: He looked beater monkey as fuck

Beater monkey by Beatermonkey6969 August 6, 2021

Monkey Bater 

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.

I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!

Monkey Bater by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

monkeybater 

Someone who jerks off monkeys

My friend Nolan jerked off a monkey. He’s such a monkeybater

monkeybater by Hey it’s the guy June 18, 2023