money jar

When you take a q-tip, swab the cheese that's build up on your penis all day, coat the inside of a mason jar with it, and then seal it up with a 20 dollar bill inside for 6 months before asking some unexpecting bystander to open it.

Hey man, I just mowed the lawn. I think I'm going to go make a money jar.

by Sumochicken September 26, 2007

cookie jar money

Money made via male prostitution specifically eating a woman's cookie.

Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?

Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.

by Mitties September 26, 2017

Jarassic park monkey bike

It means a really hot guy that's is amazing on bed but makes you watch jarassic park as a porno and gets u to dress up as a monkey and he will ride you " the bike".

Edward: hey bella will you be my jarassic park monkey bike.
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead

by Banana n gingie February 19, 2010